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Well, what about this one?

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A unique and capacious commercial
workspace with unlimited potential for

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extensive remodelling close to public
transport.

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What is it? An arch under the station.

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Mind you, it hasn't been touched since
the war.

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Neither has my Aunt Bell, but I wouldn't
pay good money for her these days.

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What's that one like?

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Light and airy. Door won't shut or the
roof's fallen in. Both.

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Only in this family would somebody win
the lottery and spend it all on an old

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warehouse. One, I did not win the
lottery. I just won a little bit. And

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need somewhere to build a new work
kitchen.

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There are other things to think about,
you know. What?

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Well, what if someday Clive and I wanted
to get a place of our own? You can

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sleep there if you promise to catch the
mice.

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Jackie's mother promised her a deposit
for a flat the day she's 18.

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I'm not surprised.

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If anyone wants me, I'll be in the
precinct.

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Behind the dry cleaners, sniffing
solvent straight from the drums with all

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other hopeless dregs of society.

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Good.

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They've all taken it quite well, really.

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Yes, but I had another begging letter
this morning. Who from?

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The bank, again.

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They're trying to sell me investment
advice.

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What are you going to tell them?
Everything I've been dying to for the

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years.

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But this one looks possible.

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Let's see.

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Hi, Ro. Hi.

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What do you think?

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Oh, well, wait till Bill sees that.

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What?

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Well, the girl in the shop said it
reminded her of a Chippendale video.

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Yes, the one where they steal Donald
Duck's nuts and hide them down a

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Well, Rona liked it, didn't you, Rose?
No, I just said wait till Bill sees it.

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What are you doing in it?

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September the 15th. Yes?

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It's the Building Trades Exhibition at
Olympia.

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I'm on the British Federation of
Plumbers stand.

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What as?

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A plumber!

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Well, you never wear that at work.

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Well, it's very important we give the
impression that this is a serious

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profession.

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this my chance to get into modelling?

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Well, I'm sure Naomi can. Why don't they
start somewhere?

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As a U -Bend, have you any idea what
it's like riding the central line

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as a sanitary?

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I've heard all the smarty -pants remarks
I can take.

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Did they make you flush?

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I don't have to be here, you know. I
know, she didn't mean it, did you?

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I only came because the cat's coughing
up balls and I can't hear Andy Peters.

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And if anyone says it amounts to the
same thing, I'll whop them once.

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Come on, I'll take you down Paddy's and
get you something to eat.

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Hey, I don't even know how to get out of
this thing.

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We could always stick an old coat hanger
down you. I heard that.

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See you later. Bye.

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Bye, Ben.

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I found this one. It's near the
redevelopment area.

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Trendy land.

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Handy for the cash and carry.

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Let's see.

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we go and take a quick look? It can't do
any harm. What's the time?

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Nearly 9 .30.

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I'm going to pry David out of his bed
using a fish fly.

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Why is it the bigger he gets, the more
he sleeps?

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I'm sure the hospital did genetic
experiments on him using the DNA of a

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tortoise.

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I'll just pop and tell Tony where we're
going and see if he wants any more

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paint. You've got him painting the
house. You only did it a few months ago.

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I discovered he does the painting and
he's not wearing anything.

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But you've seen all that before.

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like rubbing the drips off later.

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you been down here?

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All the time.

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I didn't see you.

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Didn't you?

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I suppose you want your breakfast now.

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Nah, I'll get myself something.

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And clear it all away?

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I made my bed, didn't I? So I noticed.

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For a moment I thought you hadn't been
in it.

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Did you?

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Ready? Oh, hello. Not dressed yet? Nah.

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Rona and I are going out.

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All right.

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We'll be back by tea time.

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Oh, no. Oh, here.

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OK, come on.

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Bye. Bye.

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Oh, I forgot I'm going to be out of
petrol. Do you mind if we go in Tony's

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interrupt something back there?

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No.

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No, I don't think so.

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Go then!

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Hello.

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I knew it was you.

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No, there's nobody else here at the
moment.

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Yeah, I made it back.

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Just.

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Ask me what?

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Oh, no, I can't. Not this afternoon.

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Because I'm still worn out after the
last time.

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Well, I suppose I could just about
dredge up the energy.

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Are you sure you want to?

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Say do I.

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All right, then. See you soon.

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Bye. Oh, um, did I drop a piece of paper
at your place?

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Never mind.

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It's not here, so it must be.

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All right, then. See you soon.

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Bye.

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Nobody warned me this would be so
tiring.

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Sorry about the music. I don't know how
to turn it off.

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Why not?

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It's on an eight -track cartridge. The
last person who understood them died in

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1977.

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Doesn't matter. I quite like it.

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Roundabout's just a bit further on.
What's the name of the road?

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Hang on.

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What's that?

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Bunty Manson?

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What?

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What is it?

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I want to know if it's Bunty Manson.

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I don't know. Is that all it says?

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Thanks.

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Bill, we're just coming up to the
roundabout.

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Uh, Tyler Avenue, net.

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Okay.

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So, what's the story?

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Where did you come from?

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I might ask you the same question.

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What's that supposed to mean?

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You weren't in your bed first thing this
morning.

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How do you know?

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I came in to wake you early. There was
something about UFOs on GMTV.

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Aren't you supposed to be out with
Dreamboat?

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I forgot my purse.

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Oh, no. You're not getting out of here
until you tell me.

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Tell you what?

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Don't try that innocent act.

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You're never going to win an Oscar.

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And you're about as innocent as
chocolate -covered dynamite. Oh, yeah.

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Look, you'd better tell me now what's
going on.

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Then we can both work out how to break
the noose tomorrow.

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Let me part. No, I want to know what
you're up to.

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You think I'm just a little boy hiding a
frog in his pocket from his mother.

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Look at me. Really look at me.

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Do you see now?

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Can you see further than your little
brother? David, you're hurting my arm.

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Don't you think I have thoughts of my
own? And feelings.

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Don't you think I have the right to my
own wants and needs?

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I'm tired of being a baby around here.

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And what I was doing this morning is my
own business.

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See, it doesn't always come out, you
know.

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Sooner or later, somebody will put all
the pieces together.

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I don't know.

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What do you think?

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It's going to take a troop of navvies to
turn that into a kitchen.

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Oh, well, let's have it.

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What's down there?

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Just the other road, I think.

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Rona? What?

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Come round here.

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What?

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This is David's scrawl. I must have
picked it up by accident.

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Yeah?

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It doesn't say Bunty Manson at all. It
says Beauty Manson.

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Are you sure?

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It's very untidy.

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See?

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I knew there was something funny about
him this morning.

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Why would David have written that down?

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I don't know, but I'm going to find out.
Wait for me in the car.

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How long will you be? As long as it
takes.

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Can I

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help you, madam?

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I'm not sure.

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Have you got an appointment?

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Oh, no, no. I was wondering if you knew
of anyone called Faith.

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Oh, you're in luck, madam.

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We're just having a cancellation.

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Faith!

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She never even heard of David.

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How bad does it look?

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What

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do

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I find out what he's really been up to?

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Finally got all the make -up off.

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What did you use?

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Oven cleaner.

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Not really.

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This must be the piece of paper he was
looking for earlier.

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I heard him say something about it while
I was outside getting my keys out.

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So, who is Bunty Manson?

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We don't know that it necessarily says
that.

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Well, we proved it's not Beauty Mansion.

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What else could it be?

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Barry Mason.

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Who? Barry Mason. He was the radio
one...

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Jockey in the Seventies. Was he?

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00:12:59,790 --> 00:13:01,430
Do you remember his jingle?

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00:13:01,750 --> 00:13:08,150
No. The Barry Mason Show, the Barry
Mason Show on Wonderful Radio One.

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00:13:11,010 --> 00:13:13,150
No, it's too obscure.

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00:13:13,730 --> 00:13:15,530
Well, what's your suggestion then?

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Fatty Marlon.

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00:13:22,770 --> 00:13:25,390
What? Fatty Marlon.

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00:13:27,930 --> 00:13:33,950
Batty Marlin. A man called Marlin who's
gone a bit batty, obviously.

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00:13:35,370 --> 00:13:39,490
You mean you don't know of anyone
specific called Batty Marlin?

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No, but I'm not David.

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It has to be something that has a fair
chance of meaning something that goes

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without saying.

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Oh, like Bunty Manson, that well -known
English country member of the Manson

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family. Well, it was the first thing I
thought of.

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Doesn't have to be a name, even.

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It could say... Boring Marcus or...
Boiling Maureen.

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Boiling Maureen! Oh, my God!

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00:14:04,451 --> 00:14:07,469
Well, it doesn't necessarily have to be
Maureen. I don't want him boiling

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anyone!

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What am I doing?

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00:14:10,470 --> 00:14:13,780
He's got me believing this is rubbish
now. This could say anything.

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00:14:14,230 --> 00:14:15,970
Let's stick to what we know for sure.

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00:14:15,971 --> 00:14:19,189
Well, he definitely wasn't in his bed
when I got up the first thing this

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morning. And you say you heard him
talking to someone on the phone?

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Yes. And he took his bag with him
wherever he went.

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00:14:25,070 --> 00:14:26,810
Well, it's not much to go on, really.

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Where are you going?

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To Satchie's room.

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You can't do that.

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Why? David, whatever he's done, is a
member of this family and as such

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expects you to show respect for his
personal privacy.

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I suppose you're right.

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I'll go.

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You were just going to.

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Yes, but you explained why I shouldn't.
Yes, but I have to go in his room all

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the time. It's different.

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Anyway, I know everything that's usually
in there.

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Do you know everything that's usually in
my room?

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Oh, yes.

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Everything.

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Do you think this other word is... Looks
like face.

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Surely he... No.

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It's impossible.

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What?

246
00:15:17,710 --> 00:15:19,490
No, it's not possible.

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What? No!

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It's nothing. Nothing. Just a silly
idea.

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After all, he's not taken a change of
clothing in the mouthwash from the

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bathroom. He's taken a change of
clothing in the mouthwash from the

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What?

252
00:15:33,321 --> 00:15:35,049
Ronan's just thought something.

253
00:15:35,050 --> 00:15:35,929
Oh, no.

254
00:15:35,930 --> 00:15:38,950
You're just there. I would think of it.
Think of what?

255
00:15:40,910 --> 00:15:45,470
That's at least one very obvious
explanation for all this, isn't there?

256
00:15:46,470 --> 00:15:50,630
Think about it. He's missing from his
bedroom in the morning.

257
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:56,079
He gets mysterious phone calls. He
carries about a change of clothing and a

258
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,220
bottle of mouthwash.

259
00:15:57,760 --> 00:16:04,379
He's staying up all night looking for
aliens from distant

260
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:09,160
galaxies with Listerine -based life
forms. No!

261
00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:13,080
I mean, David's discovered...

262
00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:28,780
rather a weird boy, but a boy.

263
00:16:29,220 --> 00:16:30,270
It's possible.

264
00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:31,820
He's nearly 16 now.

265
00:16:32,340 --> 00:16:38,159
16? When your father was 16, he wore
shorts, etch -sweats and read comics,

266
00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:43,099
this isn't a particularly good example,
I grant you. But the point is, 16 is boy

267
00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:47,580
age. I agree with Jenny. After all, at
16, they have all the parts.

268
00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:54,669
Rona, 16 -year -old boys are like the
inside... of World Cookery week by week

269
00:16:54,670 --> 00:16:58,769
your newsagent. They know that one day
they might get all the parts, but for

270
00:16:58,770 --> 00:17:02,009
moment, they've got part one with part
two and three free, and that's quite

271
00:17:02,010 --> 00:17:03,060
enough to be going on.

272
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:07,390
But you must admit it would explain
everything.

273
00:17:07,391 --> 00:17:11,269
Oh, yes, and I suppose this is her name
and address. Faith, who lives at Baring

274
00:17:11,270 --> 00:17:12,320
Mansion.

275
00:17:14,150 --> 00:17:15,869
That's it!

276
00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:19,290
That's exactly what it says, Baring
Mansion.

277
00:17:19,589 --> 00:17:21,819
We don't even know there is a Baring
Mansion.

278
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,550
W11. Look, there's the phone number,
Viv.

279
00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:31,020
0171 727 4493.

280
00:17:32,980 --> 00:17:34,030
Yes.

281
00:17:34,211 --> 00:17:39,159
Well, of course, you know, we can't
possibly ring it.

282
00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:40,210
What will we say?

283
00:17:40,340 --> 00:17:42,990
We can't be sure that's where he is. Or
where he's been.

284
00:17:42,991 --> 00:17:46,319
We'll just have to wait until he comes
home and talk it all through with him

285
00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:47,370
then. Yes.

286
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:53,730
What's the number?

287
00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:55,800
727 -4493.

288
00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:02,170
It's ringing.

289
00:18:07,700 --> 00:18:09,560
Hello? Oh, Bill!

290
00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:12,240
You're our terrible girl's mother!

291
00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:14,000
Of course it was. It's her phone.

292
00:18:14,001 --> 00:18:16,539
We're never going to find out anything
at this rate.

293
00:18:16,540 --> 00:18:17,590
Oh, right.

294
00:18:28,151 --> 00:18:31,249
Possibly speak to your daughter.

295
00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:32,870
Oh? If she's there.

296
00:18:32,871 --> 00:18:36,029
I'm afraid she's not lived here since
she left for university.

297
00:18:36,030 --> 00:18:37,080
There's only me now.

298
00:18:37,210 --> 00:18:38,810
Oh? Will you be long?

299
00:18:42,190 --> 00:18:43,350
Just coming, darling.

300
00:18:44,610 --> 00:18:45,660
Are you still there?

301
00:18:45,930 --> 00:18:46,980
Sorry, wrong number.

302
00:18:46,981 --> 00:18:50,669
Was that David's voice? Yes. Couldn't
have been. She said she was the only one

303
00:18:50,670 --> 00:18:55,170
there. Bill, what's the matter? I knew
that music in the car was worrying me.

304
00:18:55,590 --> 00:18:59,749
Isn't it obvious what's happened to him?
No. Do you remember what happened to

305
00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:01,570
Dustin Hoffman in The Graduate?

306
00:19:02,990 --> 00:19:04,040
No!

307
00:19:04,350 --> 00:19:06,770
Oh, my God, no!

308
00:19:06,970 --> 00:19:08,020
That's horrible!

309
00:19:08,610 --> 00:19:11,020
Pulling his teeth out without an
anaesthetic!

310
00:19:13,790 --> 00:19:16,470
That was Marathon Man.

311
00:19:17,050 --> 00:19:20,610
I'm talking about The Graduate. Do you
remember Mrs Robinson?

312
00:19:30,151 --> 00:19:37,719
Well, what do you think they do? Take
you into hospital on your 35th birthday,

313
00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:40,939
suck out all your sex drive like
liposuction and replace it with an

314
00:19:40,940 --> 00:19:42,680
desire for knitting patterns?

315
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:44,010
I didn't mean you.

316
00:19:44,011 --> 00:19:46,919
It's all right for you to do it, if you
only do it with Dad.

317
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:52,419
Well, I'll just crawl into my grave now,
shall I? What I mean is, well, why

318
00:19:52,420 --> 00:19:53,860
would a mature woman do it?

319
00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:55,880
Oh, that's easy in theory.

320
00:19:56,460 --> 00:20:00,999
After all, a woman's in her sexual prime
into her 40s when a man's peak is at

321
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,050
17.

322
00:20:02,051 --> 00:20:04,139
Certainly all adds up with the fact.

323
00:20:04,140 --> 00:20:05,159
Oh, no.

324
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:08,110
In practice, the whole thing's
completely unbelievable.

325
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:09,240
Is it? Oh, yeah.

326
00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:13,320
What would Anne Bancroft see in Dustin
Hoffman? He's tiny.

327
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:14,880
He's got that awful nose.

328
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:20,100
What's the film? I meant David. Do you
think he could possibly be seeing her?

329
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:23,860
It's not possible. I don't believe it.
Not David.

330
00:20:23,861 --> 00:20:27,959
I mean, only last week he was writing to
the FBI to ask if he could take over

331
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,010
the Exiles.

332
00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:31,460
She's right, Bill.

333
00:20:32,090 --> 00:20:33,890
The very idea is so unlikely.

334
00:20:34,330 --> 00:20:35,990
I mean, he's still a boy.

335
00:20:36,350 --> 00:20:41,750
He's just a boy in the first uncertain
flush of manhood.

336
00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:48,629
He probably has these feelings, urges he
can't explain, hormones pounding

337
00:20:48,630 --> 00:20:53,090
through his bloodstream night and day,
day and night.

338
00:20:53,330 --> 00:20:58,889
He's probably a lonely divorcee, time on
her own in an empty flat, feeling her

339
00:20:58,890 --> 00:21:00,410
life is ticking away.

340
00:21:01,150 --> 00:21:05,030
Looking for something to help restore
that feeling of youth.

341
00:21:05,350 --> 00:21:06,400
Oh, God!

342
00:21:07,330 --> 00:21:12,349
That does it! I have had a gutful. That
was without doubt the most unbelievably

343
00:21:12,350 --> 00:21:15,490
nasty and humiliating day of my entire
life.

344
00:21:15,850 --> 00:21:17,530
It was quite funny, really. Funny?

345
00:21:17,531 --> 00:21:21,089
You know what funny is compared with
today? Funny is when I get up in the

346
00:21:21,090 --> 00:21:24,549
morning and accidentally pull on a giant
stinging Portuguese man -of -war

347
00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:26,720
jellyfish instead of my wife, Rance.
That!

348
00:21:26,721 --> 00:21:27,799
It's funny.

349
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:31,620
What happened today was not funny. What
happened today was tragic.

350
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:33,500
Oh, don't be such a misery gut.

351
00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:35,460
Did something go wrong at the show?

352
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:39,159
We never even made it to the show. We
only got out of Paddy's cab half an hour

353
00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:41,959
ago when the fire brigade turned up with
their cutting equipment.

354
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:45,359
They were quite good about it, though.
Yes, well, I don't suppose they see a

355
00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:49,580
woman dressed as a Eubens jammed in a
ladies' lavatory every day of the week.

356
00:21:49,581 --> 00:21:53,689
Well, they should have made it bigger in
there. I mean, what would have happened

357
00:21:53,690 --> 00:21:57,300
if I'd have been pregnant? They only
deal in emergencies, not miracles.

358
00:21:57,910 --> 00:22:00,020
Well, there's no need to be so
unpleasant.

359
00:22:00,310 --> 00:22:02,010
You can tell me all about it later.

360
00:22:02,290 --> 00:22:06,410
Oh, I don't need to. You can see it for
yourself tonight on the local TV news.

361
00:22:06,730 --> 00:22:11,750
Or, if you prefer to read it in the
paper, plumber goes round the bend.

362
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:17,479
Red -faced Ben Porter found his plumbing
skills of no use today to unblock a

363
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:18,379
you, Ben.

364
00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:24,599
Embarrassed Ben, 37, on his way to
represent the British Plumbing

365
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:29,180
Olympia, was unable to release his
costumed mate, Christine Atkins, 27.

366
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:31,579
It's a good picture of me, though, isn't
it?

367
00:22:31,580 --> 00:22:33,919
Just leave it, will you? It's
embarrassing enough.

368
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:35,719
Oh, don't get your knickers in a twist.

369
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:39,030
I mean, who was it who said there's no
such thing as bad publicity?

370
00:22:39,100 --> 00:22:40,150
Hitler.

371
00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:43,409
Some of you just don't understand the
value of free advertising.

372
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:45,830
I just don't think I can take much more
today.

373
00:22:45,980 --> 00:22:49,999
Well, I think I'd better be getting back
to help Tony. And Claude will be

374
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,380
wondering where I've got to.

375
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:52,490
Bye, Mum.

376
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:53,570
Good luck.

377
00:22:53,620 --> 00:22:54,670
Thank you.

378
00:23:31,450 --> 00:23:32,500
John. Thanks.

379
00:23:32,830 --> 00:23:35,420
When we've loaded this, we'll come back
for the bed.

380
00:23:38,470 --> 00:23:40,030
It's not coming from 206, is it?

381
00:23:40,290 --> 00:23:41,870
No, 606. Well, it's luck.

382
00:23:41,871 --> 00:23:44,869
I thought you might have been doing a
flit.

383
00:23:44,870 --> 00:23:45,920
No such luck.

384
00:23:51,020 --> 00:23:52,070
You have six.

385
00:23:52,780 --> 00:23:53,980
Mrs. M. Faith.

386
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:55,450
Right.

387
00:23:57,340 --> 00:24:00,180
Why don't we just go home and wait for
him to come back?

388
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:03,800
No, Ben. We already decided about this.
You decided?

389
00:24:03,801 --> 00:24:05,059
So did you.

390
00:24:05,060 --> 00:24:06,320
I'll ring on the bell then.

391
00:24:09,020 --> 00:24:10,980
You ring it. Why can't you do it?

392
00:24:11,980 --> 00:24:14,210
What if they're in the middle of
something?

393
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:16,340
Why, you want them to ring it.

394
00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:18,080
It could be very embarrassing.

395
00:24:18,081 --> 00:24:22,089
What have you heard yet? Look through
the letterbox.

396
00:24:22,090 --> 00:24:23,140
No.

397
00:24:25,750 --> 00:24:27,030
You can't.

398
00:24:29,770 --> 00:24:36,729
I'm not really sure that

399
00:24:36,730 --> 00:24:39,200
I should be here like this. Come over
here, please.

400
00:24:41,210 --> 00:24:44,090
To the bed. Of course to the bed. What
do you think I meant?

401
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:49,720
I need someone to check the bulb in the
bedside lamp for me.

402
00:24:50,540 --> 00:24:53,610
Can't your husband check it for you?
It'll only take a moment.

403
00:24:53,740 --> 00:24:55,920
I think I'd be better if I stayed over
here.

404
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:57,400
Come over here now.

405
00:24:58,140 --> 00:24:59,190
Please.

406
00:24:59,191 --> 00:25:00,739
What is it?

407
00:25:00,740 --> 00:25:02,880
You don't want to know. I can't be that
bad.

408
00:25:10,740 --> 00:25:11,790
Hello.

409
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:13,940
We're David's parents.

410
00:25:16,270 --> 00:25:17,320
I see.

411
00:25:18,630 --> 00:25:19,810
Look who's here.

412
00:25:24,550 --> 00:25:26,390
How did you find this place?

413
00:25:26,750 --> 00:25:27,800
That's my toy.

414
00:25:28,110 --> 00:25:29,210
I only borrowed it.

415
00:25:29,830 --> 00:25:32,120
And where did you get the rest of that
outfit?

416
00:25:33,210 --> 00:25:37,250
Maggie got it for me. It's only hired.
It'll go back as soon as it's all over.

417
00:25:37,570 --> 00:25:38,620
Pardon?

418
00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:42,609
So, what do you want to do? Take David
home now? Or shall we carry on and you

419
00:25:42,610 --> 00:25:43,660
can watch?

420
00:25:45,260 --> 00:25:46,460
Call me Maggie, darling.

421
00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:48,980
What exactly were you doing?

422
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:52,490
Maggie's coaching me for the County
Drama Awards.

423
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:55,250
Before she was a teacher, she used to be
an actress.

424
00:25:55,251 --> 00:25:56,639
I'm sorry.

425
00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:58,499
I had no idea you didn't know about
this.

426
00:25:58,500 --> 00:26:01,780
No, it's my fault. I'm sorry. I should
have told you.

427
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:06,050
It's the theme from The Graduate. You
know, Miss Robinson.

428
00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:09,790
You don't think I dress like this all
the time.

429
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:12,340
Why didn't you tell us?

430
00:26:12,341 --> 00:26:15,459
I didn't want any of you to be there
when I did the scene.

431
00:26:15,460 --> 00:26:16,510
Why?

432
00:26:16,940 --> 00:26:18,320
Because I might be terrible.

433
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:20,320
I might be no actor at all.

434
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:22,880
I don't want anyone to be ashamed of me.

435
00:26:23,220 --> 00:26:26,940
Right? We wouldn't be ashamed of you,
would we, Ben?

436
00:26:27,460 --> 00:26:30,480
No. If you weren't, we'd be ashamed of
you. Ben.

437
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:33,140
When's the competition?

438
00:26:33,420 --> 00:26:34,500
Tuesday after school.

439
00:26:34,501 --> 00:26:35,979
Don't worry.

440
00:26:35,980 --> 00:26:38,720
Good or bad, we'll all be proud of you.

441
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:40,490
Thanks.

442
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:46,740
Don't let him stay too long. I won't.

443
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:50,130
Come along.

444
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:51,810
Coming.

445
00:26:55,180 --> 00:26:56,230
What do we do?

446
00:26:56,900 --> 00:27:03,679
Now what? Oh,

447
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:05,000
all my doors have to be shut.

448
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:08,890
She'd be mine.

449
00:27:09,700 --> 00:27:13,080
What? The day my son becomes an actor.

450
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:16,190
I'm going to have to lock me in a box
and carry me away.

451
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:18,290
Aha!

452
00:27:53,020 --> 00:27:57,040
Yeah. Maggie, thanks for everything.

453
00:27:57,340 --> 00:27:58,390
That's all right.

454
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:02,220
I mean, everything.

455
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